We’re all fed up with seeing dog poop scattered across
the streets, and more than once, we’ve had the misfortune of stepping in it. I
won’t even mention the nightmare of when it gets stuck in the grooves of your
shoe soles, forcing you to scrape it out with a stick, bit by bit. So, what do
we do? Stage a canine holocaust and wipe out all the dogs to eliminate their
poop? Declare a state of emergency with the army patrolling the streets,
arresting owners who don’t pick up after their pets and shipping them off to
Guantanamo? I think there are less extreme solutions.
Many city and town councils came up with the brilliant
idea of installing bag dispensers so dog owners could use them to clean up
after their pets. Most owners—decent, well-mannered people—took advantage of
them, and those cities and towns became cleaner, more hygienic, and more
pleasant for their residents. But over time, the poop problem crept back. What
happened? Simple: the same thing that always happens—great ideas with no follow-through.
The councils started skimping on bags, restocking them later and later. By the
time a dog owner went to grab one, the dispenser was empty, and with a heavy
heart, they’d leave the steaming pile right there on the sidewalk. What were
they supposed to do? Sprint home to grab a shopping bag (one of those you now
have to pay for at the supermarket) and rush back to the scene of the crime?
The councils’ plan turned out to be the worst possible approach: they got dog
owners hooked on the convenience of readily available bags, only to stop
restocking them regularly once the habit was formed.
Nowadays, anyone walking through these cities and
towns with empty dispensers will see plenty of dog poop littering the streets.
Some owners, treating them like precious treasure, carry a stash of bags they
managed to snatch at dawn when the cleaning crew finally restocked the
dispensers—racing to grab a handful so at least their dog wouldn’t contribute
to the mess. I can vouch for this myself. Here in Madrid, on some Mondays (and
only some), the gardeners refill the dispensers early in the morning… but by
mid-morning, they’re already empty.
So, solving this problem is actually quite simple:
either give the cleaning staff the order (and the supplies) to restock the bags
daily in any dispenser that’s run out, or remove the dispensers from the
streets altogether and replace them with signs that read something like:
“Picking up dog poop is the responsibility of the owners, who must purchase the
appropriate bags at… (list the types of stores where they can be found).”
As you can see, there’s no need for fines or awareness
campaigns—just a bit of common sense and consistency.
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